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Well, class.
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Intermission is over.
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I know.
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Malcolm, should you say something
to your classmates.
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They stayed inside while you were
playing ball with your friends.
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Thanks.
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{\an8}I don't understand why mom
wakes me up at 8:00.
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{\an8}School starts in just over a quarter of an hour.
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{\an8}What are you doing?
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{\an8}Nothing.
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{\an8}You look different.
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{\an8}- I took a shower.
- I guessed!
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{\an8}...current position
in an initiativesponsored by the state legislature
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{\an8}limits the possibility of the cabinet
overanalyze past and present...
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{\an8}...such state intervention.
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{\an8}In international news...
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{\an8}Boring, boring, boring.
I'm incredibly boring.
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{\an8}You know who is boring?
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{\an8}Me.
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{\an8}Boring, sausage, sausage, sausage...
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{\an8}Why haven't you changed the channel yet?
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{\an8}What? I took a shower. Is that a crime?
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{\an8}Will this become everyday?
Since we have a schedule...
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{\an8}Honey, let me handle this.
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{\an8}Are you on drugs?
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{\an8}No, I just...
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{\an8}Leave me alone!
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Usually we don't get anyone
to rush off the table
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before pancakes.
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Hey guys, I'm new,
better sleeping toy Herbie,
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who now has really fluffy fur.
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I'm sleepy.
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You can't get it in the store.
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Order yours this
Through a TV special...
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Hey, Dewey.
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I can make you happy.
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I will make your brothers be nice to you.
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I'll get you out of school.
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Your parents want to buy me for you.
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All you have to do is ask.
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They are there in the kitchen.
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Why don't you ask?
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Go now.
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Go and ask.
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Can I have Herbie?
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No, they are too expensive.
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May be.
Ask again in four seconds.
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Can I have Herbie, okay?
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Didn't you hear? I said no.
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Ask louder.
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Boy, what were you thinking?
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You stole 200 frogs from the lab
and you let them loose on the highway!
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I released the frogs, sir.
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Killing live animals
in the name of science is inhumane.
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No!
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Sitting in a car is inhumane
for two and a half hours,
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even though I just live
eight blocks from campus.
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Sir, I didn't mean...
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I'm tired of everything
what you didn't mean to do.
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You didn't mean to come to campus
four hours late.
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You didn't mean to change
the disc of the morning examination
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to some trip-hop wizard Tricky.
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Maybe this is it
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"Francis' I didn't mean folder."
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That would be a brave choice, sir.
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Witty. What a surprise!
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You have exactly 10 seconds to tell,
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why shouldn't i put you
to clean the toilets
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until the end of the entire semester.
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Clear. Why shouldn't I
clean the toilets at the end of the semester?
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Interesting question.
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- Is that a new tie, sir?
- Four seconds.
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Lovely beach.
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Did you take this sir?
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You really captured
your young boyfriend's Speedos.
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That's me.
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If I were you, I'd try to change the subject...
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Sir?
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Sir?
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You may leave, cadet.
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are you crying
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No, I was reading.
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You don't read.
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Door closed, smart head.
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I'm still here, nerd.
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You are crying.
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You're really crying.
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You probably don't want to talk about it.
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This is because of that girl.
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Should have just faded away.
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Wendy Finnerman hates me.
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I don't know what to do.
I did everything I could to make him like me.
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- I know.
- What?
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I wrapped his house in toilet paper.
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If that doesn't help, I don't know what to do.
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Maybe I can help.
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- What should I do?
- I don't know.
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Try something that won't make her cry.
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Start by finding out about him.
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What does he like?
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Before or after toilet paper.
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Instead.
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All right. Let's try your way.
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Thanks.
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Think nothing of it.
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I know I get to pay for this.
Reese likes Wendy!
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Reese likes Wendy!
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Good, Wildcats, good.
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Good, Wildcats, good.
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Good, Wildcats, good.
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Good, Wildcats, good.
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That's it.
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Reese!
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Reese! What outfit is that?
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I found out what he likes.
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He cheered for the football team,
so I joined the cry sack.
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Why not join the soccer team, bro?
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He is the ringleader.
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Reese, you're a boy.
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The boys are in it
even lower than the lowest.
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Lower than our class.
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Below is the guy
who never takes his hand off his butt.
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Oh Chester? He's in a screaming match too.
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Does a lot of solos.
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I tried to help him.
I gave him advice.
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I tried to justify things.
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There's only one thing left.
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I watch and die laughing.
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Good luck on your journey.
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Come in, cadet.
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- Listen, sir...
- I'm talking.
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In that short time,
which you have noticed
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there have been enough conflicts.
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I have seriously tried
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all the methods I know.
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How spiritual
and in addition to physical violence
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could they be?
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This photo made me realize.
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I was like you.
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Brash, arrogant, bigoted.
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- Sir...
- I'm talking.
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Now, son, you're on the precipice.
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Now I will tell you the story of my life
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hoping to finally get you on track.
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In the coming hours you will hear things,
that terrify you.
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Sounds enlightening,
but biology waits.
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I have taken the liberty to cancel
your next three classes.
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Boy, you know what is
wet nurse?
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Dewey, have you forgotten me?
I thought we were friends.
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All boys and girls
on your home street are my friends.
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They all bought me.
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Your parents have a lot of money.
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They just hide it.
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I don't want you to buy me for myself.
It's good for you.
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I didn't want to tell you this,
but if you don't buy me you will die.
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Hal, I don't understand what's wrong with Reessa.
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He's just a little slow.
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I mean his behavior.
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Mom, where's the iron?
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It's some girl!
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- Hal, it's time to talk.
- I don't know what you mean.
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Discussion, Hal.
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Isn't she a little young for that?
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You waited too long for Francis,
and what happened?
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All right, but if I talk,
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I take care of all three boys at once.
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I won't repeat it again.
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If there are more children, they can manage.
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Mother? Father?
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I really want Herbie.
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I know it's expensive,
but I'm not asking for much.
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I have been very kind lately.
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I want it! I want it!
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He has found a cache of sugar.
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Doesn't he look like a dust mop?
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At the ready? Hep!
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O-L-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-I-V-I-N-E-N!
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O-L-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-I-V-I-N-E-N!
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See you again!
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Be aggressive.
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O-L-E aggressive!
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PROFIT.
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Battle cry of wildcats!
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How... nerdy.
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I never thought I'd... say... that.
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Oh heaven.
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I'm a smartass whose brother is a screamer.
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Peeing your pants would be cool
compared to this.
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Battle cry of wildcats!
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Success! Profit!
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Victory, yes!
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You are clumsy.
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Hello, Malcolm.
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Would your brother lend me a corset?
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When your own class makes fun of you, you're in awe.
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That comment mocked the expectation,
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that everyone has the same idea
about gender-appropriate roles.
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Fortunately, they're not good at it.
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That's what happened.
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The ocean, my stepfather and me.
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As the storm raged above,
he made a final lunge at the helm.
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I tore it from his hands and stared.
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He knew I was ready
to kill him.
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I left the harbor as a 16-year-old boy.
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I came back a man.
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Great story sir.
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I was skeptical at first,
but we have something in common.
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Our mothers abandoned us.
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What are you talking about?
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I was sent here
and you stayed with your nurse.
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That had nothing to do with the story
with my mother.
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It was related that I finally took
responsibility for my own actions.
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It just sounded like
that he was a bit distant.
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It's none of your business.
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Moms are obsessed with you.
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There isn't.
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Can you name one thing in your life that
which you don't blame your mother for?
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Of course.
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Sorry. As I said.
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That's psychological nonsense...
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No need to go on the defensive.
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I won't move.
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Whenever someone denies a lie,
it's called a defensive stance.
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Fine. I take my word back.
Your mother was a saint.
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I'm not saying anything like that.
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Does this look like the letter Q'?
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Reese, stop it. You're acting like a jerk.
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And you're not making progress with Wendy.
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And what the hell is that Q anyway?
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You are right. I'm terrible.
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I'm not okay with it being allowed to hit anyone.
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But I really like him.
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You have to be nice.
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Three words.
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Good. Son. Screaming sack.
Stop while you still have some dignity.
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And I let him think
that I am a donor?
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You can't even remember a simple one
six step pattern.
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Does it have six steps?
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There is. right, left,
right, left, back, position.
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Do you remember it just by looking at it?
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You did it ten times.
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So do you know the steps?
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It's not difficult.
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- But you know them?
- Yes.
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I know what you're getting at.
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You don't know. You can help me.
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That's exactly it.
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- Good. Let's get started.
- No!
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You have to!
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No. Don't you know how embarrassing that would be?
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- I know what's more embarrassing.
- What?
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Being beaten by a screaming boy.
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My mother was neither Madonna nor whore!
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She was a damn fine woman.
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Put your hands up! This has to work!
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Move your hand a little to the left!
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Spread your legs!
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- No!
- I said spread your legs!
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I don't!
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Discussion, Hal.
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- Spread your legs.
- I'm not spreading my legs!
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To battle, to battle!
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Louder, Wildcats!
Help us fight!
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To battle, to battle!
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Louder, Wildcats!
Help us fight!
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We have spirit!
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Wildcats, we have spirit!
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Wildcats, what's in us?
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What? What?
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We have spirit!
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Wildcats, we have spirit!
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Wildcats, what's in us?
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What? What?
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We have spirit!
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Yes! Jes.
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Reese, unbelievable.
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Who has helped you get fired?
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Reese, I have to go!
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I am worthless
the worst loser in the world.
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Everyone hates me.
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I hate myself.
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- Is your brother there?
- Where else?
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Reese? Come out.
We need to talk.
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- Finally.
- You are also participating in the conversation.
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- Me? Why do I have to be here?
- Take it easy.
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It will be much worse
for me as for you.
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Guys, this conversation is very important,
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so I need your undivided attention.
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It is very important that you
it's boring and you squirm a lot.
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I want to tell you what's going on
when a boy really, really likes a girl.
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And Dewey, I'm trying to tell you this
comprehensible to you too.
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No, I'm still playing with it.
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Like that.
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Certain things happen
among normal healthy people.
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It's called chemistry.
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Well, that's not going to happen,
except maybe the first time.
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Instead, this is what happens.
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I like you.
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So do I about you.
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And if they love each other
and are careful, they have sex.
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- But I've already told you about it.
- Not to me.
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Well, ask your brothers.
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Now, unfortunately,
if the boy is from our family,
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it goes like this.
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I like you.
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I hate you!
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Now I just like it.
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Leave me alone! Your crazy
your need drives me away!
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Look at me! Look at me!
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Look, I'm crazy!
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Look, crazy!
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I'm an idiot, look!
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It's hard to explain.
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It is hereditary,
and it goes back generations.
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Francis is the kind of
so is Uncle Pete.
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That's why your great grandfather
went to work on an oil rig in Peru.
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Your mother has
some kind of internal antidote,
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because by some chance
I was lucky enough to have him.
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I just wanted you to know
what to aim for.
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I wanted to tell her so much,
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but he was gone...
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and i...
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Say it, sir.
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I hated him!
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All those problems with my mother.
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I know now that this was no accident.
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This discussion has helped to address
some things regarding my own family.
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I am all these years
blamed my parents
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for every senseless act of self-destruction.
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And all this time I was at least partially
responsible for them.
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It's important to know that I can come here,
when I have something to talk about.
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Familiarity breeds contempt, cadet.
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what are you doing
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What's the point? You heard what dad said.
I am doomed!
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You can't stop!
I've been working too hard.
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Sorry to say, smart head,
that it's not about you, it's about me.
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That was before I spent the whole day
your hands on my ass.
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- You owe me.
- I can't help you.
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Yes you can.
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You can break the cycle that dad talked about.
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Talk to Wendy.
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I can't, I'm freezing.
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Do you want to be like Francis...
or Uncle Pete?
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Anything is better than this.
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Even being married to a mother?
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Dewey, we have a thing with mom.
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You are a good boy.
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But in life, nice doesn't always get everything.
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I mean that when
your mother and I will not buy you a toy,
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it doesn't mean
wouldn't we love you
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You have to learn that disappointments
are part of adulthood.
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But luckily... you're not an adult yet!
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- Ta-da!
- Wow!
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How cute!
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Break me.
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Okay.
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Get in line.
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Ready? To go.
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Wendy?
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Did you say something?
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Wendy, I like you.
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Like a boy from a girl,
in a normal and healthy way.
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I'm sorry I offended you.
I'm not a bad guy.
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Well then...
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Thank you.
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I like you too.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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On the other hand, I liked it in a bad way.
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Sky!
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Please call...
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emergency... to the number...
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Hey, mom.
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Edwin here.
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Yeah, it's been a long time.
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Remember to taste the new and better
Chip-A-Roo cookie today.
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I can make you taller,
i can make you more handsome.
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If you eat enough of me,
i can make you president,
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maybe to rule the world.
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Honey, would you buy those cookies.
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Two packages.
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Two packages.
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